What Zodiacs would scream while playing a shooter...
tigerbun: elenilote: randomzodiac: Leo: BURN TO ASHES Sagittarius: TAKE THAT FUCKER Aquarius: YO DUDE GONNA BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU GREEN Pisces: I’M GONNA KILL YOU LITTLE FUCK Libra: YOU CAN’T BEAT ME Gemini: Kneel. Capricorn: FUCKIN’ SHIT UP HERE, EH? Taurus: …… -glares at the scream- ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR Cancer: SON OF A BITCH!!! Scorpio: This is your end. DIE Aries: HAH! SO PATHETIC Virgo:...
liquid-thought: tltty: llamas are so dumb looking it’s cute as hell
Note Card Wisdom
I am now dying of laughter (on the inside, my face...
zenjestr: 40 yrs yung, just got out of my parents houseand living itup on my own dancing it away xxx, I like Vaenia (unff), sex, red sand, dancing, alien rights activist and I think everyone is beautiful except other asari cuz eww i don want my kids getting that ardat-yakshi shit lol (but I still think Councilor Tevos is hawt as shyt). nsfw. ask boz is alwys open. txt it. xoxo
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
liquid-thought: reyairia: Hey guys, remember back in ME1 when the Protheans were a peaceful, enlightened race that uplifted the other species out of the goodness of their hearts? Me neither.
do you ever wake up feeling like today-,-
Oh YouTube comments...
chakwas: julius-seize-her: “ME1 —> Mass effect technology and the reapers are linked to dark energy. ME2 —> Mass effect technology is causing dark energy to tear apart the universe. ME3 —> Synthetics and organics can’t get along?! What the fuck?! Imagine Lord of the Rings ending up being about the dwarf vs elf conflict in the last 10 minutes. It’s a subplot that replaced THE TITLE...
mass effect 3: shoot a phantom's sword to take away it's melee abilities.
me: okay, i'll get right on that. would you like me to turn the sun into a bowl of cheerios while i'm at it?
How I draw faces
swordcane: andlatitude: 1) circle with lines 2) face, head, neck 3) nose 4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows 5) haaaiiir 6) everything else thnx 4 help Steph
nenlalaith: Comic con I need to be there maitsokane said: We all do… *cries* Let`s cry together
I need to be there
If you've played TF2, reblog this post
tigerbun: tf2maelgwyn: kaleviaz: discosniperdamien: asktheblumedic: askhero361: rp-sassygaymedic: unfrickintouchable: that-tumblr-is-a-spy: Hell yesh! Ja wohl! Of course I have Of course I have!
panda-arcade: tyleroakley: My spirit animal. i’m the kid in the highchair… lololoo.. but the kid in front is like- “meh, boring..grandpa does this every day” :D