mah smexy quarian that is all thank you
Got my male quarian engi
…does that mean peace between the Geth and Quarians is canon?
Because if so, wow, it’s almost like organics and synthetics CAN coexist. Better not tell that to whoever wrote the ending. No certain prima donna executive producer with all the storytelling ability of a sack of damp hair.
Wait, I don’t work for Bioware. His name’s Casey Hudson and I’ve known people in comas who could write better than him.
I WANT MY REBELLION PACK
I FUCKING NEED THIS EX-CERBERUS SOLDIER
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
- walks into chair
- me: sorry
- chair: its ok
- My sister: My bf wants to take our relationship to the next level and I just don't think we've been together long enough.
- Me: Well, just tell him he doesn't have enough experience points to gain the next level.
What is eurovision?
I’ve heard people talk about it before and I feel really dumb because I have no idea what’s going on??
It’s a stupid song festival in Europe where one band/artist represents each country. It used to be one of the most important events, but now barely anyone cares about it.
EXCUSE ME MADAM
I BELIEVE WE MUST NOW FIGHT IN HOT AIR BALLOONS ABOVE LONDON
EUROVISION IS A TIME OF FUN AND HILARITY IN WHICH THE NATIONS UNITE TO WATCH GROUPS OF BRIGHTLY COLOURED IDIOTS PERFORMING SONGS THAT ARE CAREFULLY ENGINEERED TO BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GOOD MUSIC
AND YOU HAVE TO TURN THE SUBTITLES ON BECAUSE THEY ARE INVARIABLY THE RESULT OF SOME POOR SOUL TRYING TO TYPE THEM IN REAL-TIME AND IT IS BASICALLY THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF THOSE BOOTLEG MANDARIN LOTR SUBS
AND THEN THERE IS ‘VOTING’ WHICH MEANS ‘EVERYONE IN THE BALKANS GIVES EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BALKANS TOP SCORES AND EVERYONE IN WESTERN EUROPE PENALISES EACH OTHER FOR EVERY POLITICAL IRRITATION RECEIVED IN THE PAST YEAR’
AND YOU WATCH THE WHOLE TECHNICOLOUR FAILURE ON THE SOFA WITH SNACKS AND MST3K THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND IT IS GLORIOUS
The most perfect description of Eurovison I have ever laid eyes on.
BEHOLD. IT IS GLORIOUS.
do you guys remember that guy who changed his outfit 20 times while he was perforimng? :D
Um, excuse me
Oh god :’D I fucking love Tumblr… TONIGHT, PEOPLE