and this time, don’t fuck it up.
So…dear nenlalaith. Don’t reblog any of them, or I’ll kill you on Christmas.
Pff, as do I- don`t want to see any spoilers. Unfortunately I already saw who`s the next rider :/
Bitch, I’ve played all five Elder Scrolls games,
I’m a mother fucking master when I dual-wield my blade,
I could drain your health using just my alchemy skill,
And I’d cut you up using just an inkwell and quill,
Fus Ro Dah mother fucker,
Dragon shouts are my shit,
Ulfric Stormcloak’s rebel army couldn’t slay my huge dick,
And what’s that?
You’re saying I’m just a stupid cat?
I’m a Khajiit mother fucker,
I’ve got thumbs and all that!
- my thoughts during work: lol penis lol
- my thoughts when im trying to fucking go to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy. it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well
Cause you`re old now!
But still hot..
Happy B-day!!! See ya! :)